Motapa.. hua jawan..
Pet me hua Ghamasan

Shirt k button tod diye sare
Baniyan cheekh cherkh I puke

Bacha le meri jaan
Bacha le meri jaan

Hay motapa hua jawan

Jab bhi napo kamar toh.
Inchitape tut jati hai

Pas wale darji ki kalam yun hi nhi tut jati hsi.

Darji ne kiyae mana, kapde nhi see paunga
Teri kapde silne, se achcha tambu kahi banunga.

Me bola mota hua khudse , teri Farah kisi ki jeb nhi kati.  Bas kahane ke sath Khatami hu dus kilo sanji or 100 chapati.

Darji bola, chal nikal yaha se tera pet bekabu hai, me toh chadha choudhry or tusala sabu hai
Itna apman hua s toh me chup kahan baithne wala tha. Break the wind ka hathiyar mene hi nikala tha .

Darji se apman ka badla mene nikala tha. Ab darji 2 ghante se pahle kaha uthne wala tha.


Jab bhi kare koi tumahare motape par war, taiyar rakho apna break the wind ka hathiyar. .
Jab jab hoga motape par war.. tab tab kam aayga..